You and all your friends are good mums – you don’t need me to verify it – we all learnt with the first child and changed things for the second – you cannot go wrong – I found the only real criteria for living in this world was that to be accepted, you needed be socially acceptable in the situation you are in – in other words if you are with a group of farters by all means fart but if you are not don’t! If you don’t want your child talking and doing something in front of anyone else – don’t do it or say it in front of them – things can be cute but if it is wrong – it isn’t cute. You will never go wrong if you love with good dose of reality – we are human so accept the frailty of us all – here endedth the lesson from Nanny 911