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Honey…

Boo — Thu, 27 Oct 2016 13:50:49 +0000

So me!

Dexter-ism’s #3467

Boo — Sun, 11 Sep 2016 13:09:58 +0000

All parents have those ‘things I thought I’d never say’ moments.

I just had a ‘things I didn’t think I’d hear from my six year old’ moment as Dexter told me…”Time is money Mum”

Jaxon-ism’s #11,746

Boo — Sat, 13 Aug 2016 13:20:19 +0000

So Jaxon plays this stupid game called Five Nights at Freddy’s. Today I told him that when I was growing up we had a Freddy and he was much scarier than anything from his FNAF’s. Jaxon disagrees with me and the competetive in me just wants to sit him down one night to watch A Nightmare on Elm Street. That’d show him!

Tim says this could be child abuse. But one day Jaxon. One day you and I have a date!

Jaxon-ism’s #65,768

Boo — Wed, 27 Jul 2016 13:29:28 +0000

When I was five my Mum took me to the dentist to get a hole filled. I “apparently” kicked, screamed, yelled and cried. I “apparently” screamed at the dentist that ‘My Mum wont let you hurt me! Get away from me!’

Pffft.

Today Jaxon had his eyes tested by orthopedics at The Royal Childrens Hospital. He needed eye drops. And he kicked and screamed and yelled at him to get away from him. For half an hour he screamed at the top of his lungs ‘I wont do it. EVER!!! I don’t want to. No! No! I’m not doing it’ In the end the head eye specialist came in, wrestled Jaxon to the bed while I held his legs and put the drops in. Waahh wahhh waah!

Anyway. That was my day. I don’t know where he gets it from.

I don’t know what to call this one…

Boo — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 13:23:33 +0000

How to make a balloon sword.

Step 1) Make a kind of crude looking penis with cock rings at the bottom!