Last week I forgot my pill.

I told Tim in the morning “I forgot my pill last night” and he turned around and said “Are you fucking joking?” Like I had crashed the car or accidentally chopped off a finger or something.

This pissed me off a little. I’ve been taking the pill for one year now. I’ve forgotten twice. Last Saturday night/Sunday and once when I was in hospital at the paediatrics ward when Jaxon was 4 months old getting poked and prodded.

So who else is with me when I say that if MEN had to be in charge of contraception for 365 days of every single year, and remember to take a single pill once a day (at the same time no less)…that we’d all have ten kids AND be bare foot and pregnant????

When I pointed this out to him he said he was sorry, but that he had BIG plans for me that night and now it was all ruined.

Well…condom’s ever ring a bell???

Needless to say, his big plans fell through. Because it was likely he thought it was TOO HARD to remember to put a condom on!!!

(sorry Tim, you know I love you!)