I went to the Reject shop today and bought myself a $2 step counter. You know the one’s that you put on your belt and it tells you how many steps you’ve walked??

I put it on just before cooking dinner and it was on through doing dishes, feeding Jaxon and all sorts of other mundane house wifey things. All up, for two hours…800 steps. Not bad right?

Until Tim opened his big mouth and informed me that in order to lose weight, one must walk TEN THOUSAND steps per day.

So I solved this problem. I gave the step counter to Jaxon. He shook the hell out of it and before long I had successfully done 10,000 steps.

I’ll lose weight in not time! EASY!