PARENT’s will play!

That’s right. Jaxon is gone for the night. He’s in the very capable hands of his Nanny and Poppy. They’ve threatened to give him red wine and chuppa chups and bertie beetle’s and mar’s bars but WE DON’T CARE!!! It’s not often we get a baby free night so do what you like! Just make sure you hold Jaxon’s hair back if he throws up ok???

So Tim and I feel like teenager’s again. We’ve been running around the house naked, pouring booze all over our bodies and setting them alight. SCREAMING and playing really loud music…I think the cop’s might have been at the door too but I was too drunk to get there in time!

I thought I should just let all you blogger’s know, I’m drunk for the first time in years! That’s about all the energy I can muster up right now, I’m going to have another quick f%ck!