On the way home from school in the car.
Jaxon: Mum what are we having for dinner?
Mum: Steak and chips.
Jaxon: I don’t like steak.
Mum: Then you can just have chips.
Jaxon…2 milliseconds later: Mum I want steak, lots and lots of steak.
Mum: I can’t win.
Jaxon: We’re not racing!