I thought I’d escaped it.
I thought I was past the danger zone and well in the clear.
But it appears I am not.
And now my life will never be the same again.
Because tonight, for the first time ever, Jaxon shit in the bath.
Mum has always got her rocks off telling the story of a time long long ago when I myself…shit in the bath.
So as I squished that lump down the plug hole I thought of you Mum.
That saying about revenge being a dish best served cold???
It turn’s out it can be just as good served warm, floating in a sea of bubbles.
I’m not saying a word since I’d like to avoid that particular performance.
Of course if you read MY blog you’ll realize I’ve more than made up for it in other areas in the shit department.
Well so far I’ve not had the pleasure of that experience with one of my kids, but I do remember taking a bath with my brother (he’s younger) and he dropped a turd in the tub
LOL, Garrett did this for the first time a month ago my husband said it was a man sized turd just floating there yuck I’m glad It wasn’t me giving the bath.
Like MB, i’m keeping my mouth shut!! I don’t need karma directing its humor at me!
How come none of you asked for photo’s???
ick!!! I’m surprised you don’t have a VIDEO! Lol!
Haha Lacey poops in the bathtub like everytime!! I think she thinks it’s funny. I don’t think so! Plus, the toilet in her bathroom is messed up so I have to fish it out and carry it across the house. Yuck! Did he try to ‘catch’ it? Oh yes, mine does and gets a kick out of it!
This made me laugh. At least it wasn’t diarrhea, right?