• Being on hold for half an hour to connect a service that you really need connected while your 20 month old son is not feeling well and is in a rather cranky and loud mood is NO FUN.

 

• I’m not so sure I like the new yellow Wiggle.

 

• Calling a robot answering your phone’s “customer service”  is just wrong.

 

• Yelling at the soulless robot answering my question’s still feel’s wrong.

• Shit, we’re moving!

 

• Screaming at her feel’s much better

• Had better put the sex toys away now…

 

• Must buy cupboard locks for the kitchen

• How did we get THAT much CRAP?

 

• I wonder if I can complain about the new yellow wiggle??

 

• Jaxon is SO CLEVER. It’s no secret he’s watching the Wiggles while I pack and organize phones and power at the new house. They JUST played that song “Wave my arms and swing my baton” Jaxon went and got his wiggles drum and pushed on the button to play that song. He had four buttons to chose from, and he got the right one?

 

• No, I do not want my child’s photo taken

 

• Letting your teenaged daughter wear matching pink flannelette PJ’s and high heel clogs down the street is a bad look.

• We have the best friends ever!!

 

• No, I still don’t want my child’s photo taken.

• Why aren’t the summer boy’s clothes out yet? It’s boiling hot!

 

• Why can’t all kitty tray liner’s be the same size?

 

• NOOOOOOOO!

I. DO. NOT. WANT. MY. CHILDS. PHOTO. TAKEN!!!

• Where do I start packing? What do we take first? When will we be ready for the gas to go over? Oh that’s three…hmmmm.

• FUCK! We’re moving!

• Did I mention we have the best friends?

• Is it bed time yet?