This is what happens on an ordinary night…when parents ASSUME that their child has gone quietly off to sleep.

At 11.30 tonight, after watching our normal nightly documentary…I went to check on Jaxon.  I didn’t panic so much when I saw from a distance that his light was on. Sometimes he does that. But normally, he’s asleep.

Tonight…not so much sleeping was happening.

When I walked in all I could say was “JAXON!”

He began to cry immediately. Like deep down inside he knew he was going to get in trouble all along.

But I couldn’t help but LAUGH! So much so that I had to stop to go to the toilet.

He cried to Daddy that he hurt his head, here…here…and here. And over there. And he wet his pants. And could we please change him now.

You gotta love em, right!?

That little blue cup of water on his bed side table looked like it had an inch of slim on the bottom of it. When I took the sheet off the bed the room was filled with white smoke. There is a layer of powder on EVERYTHING and it smells VERY pretty in there.