Ever wondered what your kids dream about when they’re 2 years and 7 months old??

Well wonder no more. I have the answer.

At 2.38am this morning I was woken by the traumatized cries of my little boy.

When I got to his room he was patting his pillow repeatedly, crying “bee-eeeee, beeee-eeeeeeeee)

For those of you who need translation, my son dreams about biscuits. He wouldn’t settle down until I turned his pillow over and he could no longer see Wall-E.