Ever wondered what your kids dream about when they’re 2 years and 7 months old??

Well wonder no more. I have the answer.

At 2.38am this morning I was woken by the traumatized cries of my little boy.

When I got to his room he was patting his pillow repeatedly, crying “bee-eeeee, beeee-eeeeeeeee)

For those of you who need translation, my son dreams about biscuits. He wouldn’t settle down until I turned his pillow over and he could no longer see Wall-E.

It’s been very quiet around here, on the blog. But that’s not to say things haven’t been interesting to say the least.

The most important thing that’s happened recently is the  rejection and introduction of new and old Ducky.

Yes peoples, Ducky 1.0 has been shafted…for a newer, fresher smelling Ducky. With an intact bum tag.

Ducky 2.0.

It all happened so suddenly. Dookie took old Ducky in to the back yard. He often does this if we’re not all on the look out. But this day, Jaxon didn’t really bother looking for him. Instead, he went in to his bed, where Ducky 2.0 and Ducky 3.0 have been patiently waiting since their arrival back in November last year…and brought them both out to me.

I asked him to choose a new Ducky. So he did. And that’s that.

We washed old Ducky and he’s now safely in storage where he can be easily fetched if Ducky 2.0 fail’s us in the “comfort me to sleep” department. But it’s been a week and we doubt Jaxon even remembers there was an old Ducky.

Dookie was kind enough to HELP me take the washing off the line today.

I rewarded him generously.

Maybe Jaxon will be old enough when he finally gets to reading this far back, that his friends wont get to see it!!

What you don’t see (with my editing skills) is the camera shaking uncontrollably with my laughter, and Daddy in the back yard yelling “Training him early?”

Two years ago…this happened…

(24th January 2007

8.27am,

2.86 kilo’s,

42 cm’s long)

And two years on…this! Jaxon is TWO FREAKIN YEARS OLD!!

He had a busy busy day!

He opened presents…

He played golf with his Nanny and Daddy…

He got creative…

And too darned cute!!

He waited for 18 minutes at home (locked out) while Mummy and Daddy had a quickie in the back seat up the road (Nanny and Poppy have the car seat!)

No really…they didn’t. But they did have some fun in the car on the way home…

He showed us his keen sense of fashion…what a statement young man! (note the dummy is what holds the sunnies up!)

He witnessed the most spectacular sunset with his Mum and Nanny…

His Poppy said something rude to Mummy and hid behind Daddy…scaredy cat!

He went to the park…

He had ice cream cake…I told you I wouldn’t bother after last years attempt!

And he was outside in yet another electrical storm! What fun!

You can see THOSE photo’s in an upcoming photo album post!

And finally…he went to sleep!

Though we are yet to weigh him, Jaxon was 84cm tall today. Just for the “double their 2 yr height” record.

In this past year he has learnt to crawl, with boots on.

And without boots on.

And walk with boots on.

And without boots on.

And ride a bike.

He grew 17 new teeth in the space of three months.

He got his first smack last night.

For dropping a truck on Mexxi’s head.

Jaxon’s words…Hi, bye, Mum, Dad, Jaxon (lol Jargon or Jar-hon) cat, Oh Dude, SHIT, ah yeah, thank you (ta), please (eeese), “go go go go”, good, motor bike (bay a bay)…so many more and I can’t think of them!